and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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