everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Vodka?
Forever.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
