That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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