I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
