Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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