she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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