Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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