Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
you had me at cake vodka
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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