white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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