I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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