Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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