I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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