Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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