The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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