I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
handjob tips. give me some.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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