i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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