her vagine was all disorganized.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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