he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
