This girl is more easily done than said...
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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