It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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