Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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