But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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