Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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