I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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