sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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