I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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