I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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