The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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