belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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