she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
