You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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