made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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