Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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