the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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