opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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