had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
