im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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