I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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