last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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