i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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