***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Acid is not a monday night drug
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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