What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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