I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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