i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You ruined the universe
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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