I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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