Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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