well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this boner is exhausting
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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