it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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