Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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