fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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